CP, S&M - Of Cell Phones, Smoke and Mirrors

Story & Photos by Ned Bacon
The trip from Caracas to our drop-off point into the jungle was over 700 km and it took 1-1/2 days to get there. I have driven and ridden over some of the world’s worst roads and have been in some hairy motorized situations. But I gotta confess, this roughly 450 mile ride in Felipe’s Jeep, on potholed, two lane roads with Venezuelan traffic takes the cake as a road trip that put the fear of God in me! (I never mentioned this to Felipe, and I’m sure he is chuckling as he reads this).

 

The only saving grace is, Felipe is a terrific, if not determined, driver who pushes hard and clearly prides himself on his talents. You could tell he enjoyed the challenge, and his relaxed manner behind the wheel was somewhat reassuring that we would survive. Aggressive driving is a way of life in third world countries and we experienced all the rites of passage; passing trucks on blind corners, passing three abreast with oncoming traffic, playing who’s got the brighter high beams? (Whoa! Hit ‘em with the HIDs!) None of this was new to me, but doing it at 80 mph in an overloaded, sprung-over YJ on 35” mudders, with the 4.0L screaming at redline in third gear and the driver chattering continuously about God-knows-what in Spanish to his bro on the CB, was all a bit unnerving. When Chris and I traded vehicles to get different perspectives, he gave me a “How-do-ya-like-it-now” look as he climbed from the Toyota. I must say, its civility, extra power and Enzo’s, shall we say, slightly less aggressive approach to driving, (i.e. follow Felipe) took some of the edge off.

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